Money Magic  

       At age 9 I became a magician.  A chum, Charlie Richards, and I called ourselves "The Mystic Brothers" and we boldly set out on the local school, Grange, and church circuit.  We exhausted the limited venues in our little New England town quickly and Charlie soon tired of the rehearsals. I became a solo act. 

       By the time I got to high school we were living in a relatively large town and I found part-time employment with Mike McManus who ran a novelty shop which specialized in magic and photos-while-you wait, 3 for 25¢.  My job was to shoot and develop pictures and also demonstrate magic. I tried to be deft enough to baffle the customer without revealing my methods of manipulation.  

        One of my favorite tricks involved a blank slip of paper the size of a dollar bill.  Right under the customer's nose I would carefully fold the paper into a small bundle, remarking that this was a good trick to know when one comes up short of cash.  Then, without removing the folded paper from the customer's sight, I slowly began to unfold it.  To the astonishment of the beholder it was - - a crisp $1.00 silver certificate!   

        Effects of legerdemain involving the creation of money out of thin air go over very well.  The U.S. Congress has been pulling a trick similar to this since the end of World War 2 and the public eats it up.  We fell for the trick hook, line, and sinker.  

        Consider those $1.00 silver certificates of long ago.  In those days anyone could take a silver certificate into a bank and swap it for the real thing - a U.S. silver dollar.  In fact, banks were usually busy around Christmas time handing out silver dollars for paper certificates.  They'd even hand them over in exchange for Federal Reserve notes, which were clearly imprinted with a promise they would be redeemed "in lawful money."  

        In the 1960s the Treasury Department quit redeeming silver certificates.  It didn't matter how many you had - you were out of luck if you  showed up in Washington after July, 1968, demanding silver.  By that time they had been handing out little vials of silver pellets valued at $1.00 to people who came to the Treasury Department to redeem their silver certificates.  Suddenly silver certificates stopped being certificates.  They were treated just like Federal Reserve notes - - not redeemable in anything but copper and nickel coins - if you chose to go to the trouble of handling such bulk.   Most people didn't.

        A friend called a few years later to say that he needed to redeem his mother's suitcase-full of silver certificates.  She was ill and he needed to raise cash from her hoard.  She had run a restaurant many years before and had carefully saved up those certificates over the years.  He thought I might know how to go about "cashing them in."

        Twenty years or more had passed since the government honored its solemn pledge.  If some of the silver certificates were in crisp condition a collectors might offer a small premium above face value, but the government had long ago quit the old "lawful money" system and was doing business only in debt-based fiat currency.  Automatically, the certificates weren't any more valuable than the paper notes...which were only IOUs.  

         Quite a trick, when you examine it closely.  The central government of the United States  converted the entire monetary system from the sound formulation established by the Constitution to the spectacle of a society  trading government IOUs with each other.  The transactions don't even involve paper currency to the extent they used to.  Digital numbers flash across the Internet and we regard our financial condition by the numbers  that appear on our computer screen.  And those numbers represent debt - - a record of dollar obligations owed by the federal government to the Federal Reserve System.  We carry on under the illusion that promises to pay are the same as payment!  

          Who are the magicians who gulled us into believing that non-payable IOUs are money?  The main culprit is the United States Congress.  And members of Congress will say they are only "doing the bidding of the people."  If that be true we must all go look in the nearest mirror to see whom to blame.  

           Where is this fiscal hocus pocus leading?  I noticed the other day that the U.S. dollar of the year I was born is now worth only about 6¢.  I'm beginning to think I might live long enough to see it reach 2¢. . . or even zero! Imagine!  All in one lifetime Congress has been able to make the once mighty dollar all but disappear!

            People are scratching their heads wondering how the trick was done.   

   March 3, 2012


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The Battle for Honest Money
Coping with Deflation
From Riches to Rags
Fiddler's Broken Wrist
Jack-lantern Wealth
Chances of Gold Confiscation
Look Out Below!
Voting for Maggie
Poobahs of Positivism
A Wistful Vista
An Unknown Road
Vern's Precipitation

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How To Buy Gold
Natalie's Predicament

America Descending
Just Plain Stealing?
A thing to fear
Unstuffing a Lifetime
Heavenly Sex
FDR & History
The Chicken Little Convention  
And Lead us not into temptation
My Obituary
The Legislature and Embryos
Ac-cent-tchu-ate the Positive
What Fools, We Mortals
Unvarnished Truth
End-of-everything Blues
My Immigrant Relative
The Eloquent Pogo
Nesta's Complaint
Unionize School Children
Hucksterism Gone Wild
Unmanageable Religious Violen